Category: The Onion

Taco Bell Introduces New Cheesy Beef Dunk Tank

IRVINE, CA—Calling its latest offering the ultimate innovation in Mexican-inspired fast food, restaurant chain Taco Bell announced Thursday that it had added a cheesy beef dunk tank to its menu. “At select locations throughout the country, customers ca…

How Americans Decide Which Charities To Donate To

Giving Tuesday is an annual effort during the holiday shopping season to encourage donations to charity, but with so many charities out there, it can be difficult to determine which ones deserve the money. The Onion polled all 330 million Americans, al…