U.S. — Famous YouTube personality MrBeast is being criticized after his latest YouTube video revealed he had spent millions to pay for surgeries to cure blindness in 1000 patients — money that could have been used to send more tanks and artillery to Uk…
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The 9 Types Of People You Meet In A Church Prayer Circle
A healthy prayer life is essential for Christians and the prayer circle is scientifically proven to be the most effective way of praying. Forming an actual circle by holding hands may not be required, but it makes your prayer 10% more audible to God.
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‘The Refs Totally Cost Us The Game,’ Says Guy Whose Team Lost By Four Touchdowns
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Following a season-ending playoff blowout at the hands of the Philadelphia Eagles, members of the San Francisco 49ers were quick to point out that the game’s officiating team was clearly to blame for the 31-7 trouncing.
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Jay Leno Slips On Banana Peel While Pogo-Sticking, Bounces Down 175 Stair Steps And Lands On Cactus
NEW ROCHELLE, NY — Former late-night talk show host Jay Leno had a wild and wacky ride on his most recent pogo stick excursion, according to sources. While navigating a staircase, Leno took a slip on a banana peel and bounced down 175 steps, ultimately…
Rookie Trans Woman Picks The One Sport Where Biological Women Actually Have An Advantage
FINLAND — Despite making history as the first trans figure skater, 57-year-old trans woman Minna-Maaria Antikainen clumsily fell and needed assistance rising from the ice amid swelling orchestral music and spotlights last week. Analysts say Antikainen’…
Payday Loan Center Sets Up Shop In Egg Aisle
BRANSON, MO — The cost of groceries has continued to rise, despite the Biden Administration’s concerted effort to reduce inflation by printing money. In fact, prices have now increased to the point that a Payday Loan Center was seen setting up shop in …
Andy Stanley Gets Into Heated Debate With Bible
ATLANTA, GA — Senior Pastor Andy Stanley was sidetracked while delivering a sermon Sunday morning at North Point Community Church when the Bible began disagreeing with one of his points. The pastor and author pulled up a stool and set the Bible up so t…
New Netflix Series On Tyre Nichols Beating To Feature White Officers
LOS GATOS, CA — Netflix announced they have acquired the rights to tell the tragic story of Tyre Nichols’ death at the hands of 5 black police officers. Leadership at the streaming giant confirmed the police officers will be portrayed by white actors.
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Scholars Now Believe Pharaoh Had His Head Baker Hanged For Putting Walnuts In Brownies
EGYPT — Scholars have uncovered new evidence showing that Pharaoh’s infamous hanging of his chief baker was a result of discovering walnuts in his brownies.
Church Installs Trap Doors To Get Praise Band Off Stage More Efficiently
CHARLESTON, WV — In order to make the transition from singing to preaching more seamless, Grace Community Church has installed a trap door that the praise band will fall through as soon as they finish their worship set.