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Congress Members Who Just Voted To Legalize Abortion Through 9 Months Criticize Boebert For Incivility

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congressmembers—who just finished voting to legalize the dismemberment and murder of babies through all 9 months of pregnancy—were shocked last night when Congresswoman Lauren Boebert loudly interrupted Biden’s state of the union. Many Democrats—who are cool with stabbing babies in the back of the neck with scissors before sucking out their brains—condemned Boebert’s display as “highly uncivil.” 

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Biden In Hot Water After Assuming Gender Of The Person We’re All Supposed To ‘Go Get’

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden is in hot water following his annual State of the Union address because of his mysterious sign-off in which he exclaimed, “Go get him!” Now progressives are in an uproar after he appeared to assume the gender of the person we’re all supposed to “go get.”

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