Category: Portland Mercury

The Short Answer

by Anonymous

I got your message. My answer is an enthusiastic “YES!” There are plenty of details to figure out and I have faith that we can do that together.

You Better Watch Out

by Anonymous

No, you watch out. Once someone says this, “watch out” to me as their way of saying “excuse me,” I lose my respect for that person as a comrade in life. You might as well say, …