Category: Portland Mercury

Dear Tinder Creep

by Anonymous

You should know these things work both ways. Guess what women are able to talk to each other and even do some crude triangulation to figure out where in Portland you’re hanging…

I’m In Outer Space

by Anonymous

Is that okay? I mean the whole thing with social distance is self explanatory I feel like. But here’s my thing. I’m not worried about catching a cold, Covid, or whatever else p…

Violent Crimes = High Bails

by Anonymous

The Portland Freedom Fund just got a woman killed. Bail for violent crime is perfectly acceptable and should be set high so violent assholes will stay in jail. Where they belon…