Category: Portland Mercury

Stop staring at me

by Anonymous

I’m just trying to make your sandwich correctly and quickly. YOU staring at me is very distracting and RUDE! Go outside and play on your phone or some shit if you want your san…

Traffic cameras

by Anonymous

So ODOT announced its installing a bunch of new traffic cameras. Meanwhile so many of the people driving like idiots have no plates or visible registration and cops don’t enfor…