See how well YOU score on this week’s sassy-ass trivia quiz!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
LET’S GO, SMARTY PANTS! It’s time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test …
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The I, Anonymous Rant O’ the Week: Bad Vibes
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Okay, sure, fine… maybe there are bigger problems in the world than a meager selection of vibrator colors. And yet? WHY ARE THERE SO FEW VIBRATOR COLORS?? Check out…
The I, Anonymous Rant O’ the Week: Bad Vibes
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Okay, sure, fine… maybe there are bigger problems in the world than a meager selection of vibrator colors. And yet? WHY ARE THERE SO FEW VIBRATOR COLORS?? Check out…
Good Morning, News: Lawmakers Consider Tougher Rent Control, Idaho Hates Women, and Nashville Shooter Legally Purchased a LOT of Guns
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please…
Good Morning, News: Kotek Slams Wheeler’s Homeless Plan, Thorns Crush Pride in Season Opener, and More Trouble for Musk’s Failing Twitter
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please…
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: New Takeout Container Rules, This Year’s Pickathon Lineup, and Oregon Expands Reproductive and Gender Rights
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY! It’s the perfect time to catch up on some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this week! (PRO TIP: If you despise being “…
FREE TICKETS THURSDAY: Win Free Tix to See Aly & AJ at the Crystal Ballroom!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Who’s ready to have some fun? Well, the Mercury is here to help with FREE TICKETS to see some of Portland’s best concerts and events—our way of saying thanks to our g…
POP QUIZ PDX: Sketchy NIMBYs, Criminal Figure Skaters, and the Blazers’ New Hipster Mascot!
See how well YOU score on this week’s super fun local trivia quiz!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
HOWDY SMARTY BRITCHES! It’s time once again to put your brainy-brain to the …
Good Morning, News: Wheeler’s “Homeless Narc” Program, Good News for Bagel Lovers, and Trump’s Sad Because He Missed “Arrestmas”
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please…
Good Morning, News: Good Neighbors/Baaaaad Neighbors, Mayor’s Bullshit Claim Debunked, and Happy “Arrestmas” Eve (To Those Who Celebrate)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please…