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Trump Hosts Kanye West, White Nationalist Holocaust Denier At Mar-A-Lago
Donald Trump hosted White nationalist and Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes and rapper Kanye West, who has been under fire recently for antisemitic remarks, at his Mar-a-Lago estate, just one week after announcing his 2024 presidential bid. What do you thi…
Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car
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Mom Doing Full-Time, Unpaid PR For Some Disney+ Show About Whales
WAYNESVILLE, OH—Launching what appeared to be a fully coordinated social media campaign to alert family and friends to the program, sources told reporters Wednesday that local mother Teresa Sheradon was apparently doing full-time, unpaid PR now for som…
Lack Of Clean Laundry Forces Man To Wear T-Shirt He No Longer Agrees With
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Man Afraid To Get Tattoo In Case He Feels Differently About His Children In 10 Years
WATERLOO, IA—Stating that “you never know what could happen down the road,” local man James Kenney told reporters Wednesday that he was afraid to get a tattoo of his children’s names in case he felt different about them in 10 years. “It’s easy to get c…
God Releases New Peppermint-Flavored Chipmunks For The Holidays
THE HEAVENS—Touting His latest majestic creation as the ideal recipe for wintertime fun, the Almighty God, He Who Reigneth Omnipotent in Heaven and Earth, released new peppermint-flavored chipmunks on Wednesday. “Just in time for the holidays, these fe…
Most Awesome Perks That Employees Who Work For Elon Musk Get
Sometimes, it’s not so bad to work for the shitposter-in-chief. Here are the coolest things employees get who work for Elon Musk.Read more…
Hawaii’s Mauna Loa Erupts For First Time In 40 Years
Hawaii’s Mauna Loa, the world’s largest active volcano, has started to erupt for the first time since 1984, with volcanic ash and debris falling nearby but lava flows not currently threatening any downslope communities. What do you think?Read more…
Ms. New Booty Fact: Did You Know?
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