At least 50 of Twitter’s top 100 advertisers have left the platform since Elon Musk bought the social media site. The Onion asked prominent CEOs why their brands are no longer advertising on Twitter, and here’s what they said.Read more…
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Oath Keepers Found Guilty Of Seditious Conspiracy In Capitol Attack
Five members of the fair-right group Oath Keepers, including founder Stewart Rhodes, were found guilty of seditious conspiracy and other offenses in connection with the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol. What do you think?Read more…
Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving
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Hakeem Jeffries Elected To House Democratic Leader In Historic First
House Democrats chose caucus chair Hakeem Jeffries of New York to succeed Nancy Pelosi as leader of the Democrats in the chamber next year, a historic move that will make him the first Black person to lead one of the two major parties in either chamber…
Onion Sports’ NFL Week 13 Picks
Onion Sports shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in the NFL’s week 13 games.Read more…
It’s Women Of Color Visibility Month! And Even If It Isn’t, It Should Be, And Let’s Be Real, Are You Gonna Try To Argue It’s Not? Because, Honestly, It Might Not Be—But If That’s Something You Want To Push Back On, Be Our Guest, Buddy, Go Ahead And See How Dying On That Hill Works Out For You
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Special Orders Chefs Hate The Most And Why
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Taco Bell Introduces New Cheesy Beef Dunk Tank
IRVINE, CA—Calling its latest offering the ultimate innovation in Mexican-inspired fast food, restaurant chain Taco Bell announced Thursday that it had added a cheesy beef dunk tank to its menu. “At select locations throughout the country, customers ca…
How Americans Decide Which Charities To Donate To
Giving Tuesday is an annual effort during the holiday shopping season to encourage donations to charity, but with so many charities out there, it can be difficult to determine which ones deserve the money. The Onion polled all 330 million Americans, al…
Herschel Walker Quietly Asking Around For D.C. Abortion Clinic Recommendations
WRIGHTSVILLE, GA—In a display of confidence ahead of the Georgia Senate runoff, Republican candidate Herschel Walker has begun quietly asking around about recommendations for Washington, D.C. abortion clinics, sources confirmed Thursday. “It needs to b…