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If Only: Here Are The Headlines That Would Be In The News Right Now If Trump Were Still President

Joe Biden is president. It’s time to accept it. But this isn’t the case in every reality. We sent one of our Babylon Bee investigative reporters across the multiverse, and he came back with great news from one universe where Trump got reelected. Here are some of the biggest headlines from that universe:

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Tragic: True Crime Podcast Forced To Cancel This Week’s Episode As No Horribly Brutal Murders Happened

FRANKSTOWN, CT—In a tragic turn of events, popular true-crime podcast Uptown Murders was forced to cancel this week’s episode, as no brutal enough crimes happened in the city they cover week in and week out.

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Reminder: If You Read Half The Bible Today You Can Catch Up On Your Year-Long Reading Plan

Reminder for all you Christians who started a one-year Bible reading plan in January: it might be time to start that thing. The good news is that if you read half of the entire Bible today, you’ll be completely caught up!

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