The most damning criticism of abortion is that it’s the taking of an innocent life to avoid inconvenience. So of all the panicked complaints from the left about the possible overturning of Roe v. Wade, the most fatuous is that it will make getting an a…
Author: Matt Philbin
Satire is Dead: Women’s March Sorry for Asking for Donations of $14.92
There really isn’t much to say about this, except to remind you that the Women’s March are the dingbats with the pink lady-part hats who tied up traffic in DC a few years ago. A couple of years later, three Jew-hating board members were embarrassed int…
It Hurts Their Feelz: Colorado Kills Term ‘Sex Offender’
Advice for convicted rapists: Move to Colorado, where the state government won’t burden you with odious labels.
That’s right. According to CBS Denver Political Specialist Shaun Boyd, you will no longer be known as a “sex offender.” They’ve changed th…
Tree Planting So White? Bizarre Racism at Vice
Hey, Whitey! Yeah, you, the one about to send cash to your favorite environmental grift! Cease and desist. White people should not try to combat climate change. Only black, brown and various “indigenous” people can do it right.
I know this because I …
Verboten! John Cleese ‘Blacklists’ Himself to Protest Woke Intolerance
John Cleese doesn’t gladly suffer woke fools. The legendary comic actor has pulled out of an appearance at the Cambridge Union as a protest. The Union, ironically a debating society, has banned art critic Andrew Graham-Dixon for impersonating Adolf Hit…
Matthew McConaughey Against Kid Vax Mandates
Alright, alright al — wait, what? Actor and native Texan Matthew McConaughey has been playing footsie with a possible run for Lonestar governor. (And if it would keep him from doing any more of those Lincoln ads, we should all welcome it). But he’s no…
Wash Po Slams Parents as State School Board Groups Leave National Association
The new battle over education is another example of how different things look depending on your distance from the Beltway.
The Washington Post (motto: “Democracy Gets Drowsy at Dusk”) is always a reliable guide to the current Enemies of Progress — T…
Wash Post Fears Right Wingers Will ‘Weaponize School Boards’
You know all the racial indoctrination we’ve been assured schools are definitely not doing? The Washington Post is worried it’s in danger of not getting done.
In a Nov. 8 article, Posties Laura Meckler and Timothy Bella conjure the specter of public …
Unvaxed Aaron Rodgers: ‘I’m in the Crosshairs of the Woke Mob Right Now’
Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers has suddenly become one of the great villains in pro sports. He caught the covid this week and it turns out he never got vaccinated. Thus, sneering sports mandarins like Nancy Armour cast him out into the darkness as …
GLAAD, USA Today: America Still Not Gay Enough
It’s nice that USA Today has found an identity after all these years. It never managed to be a real newspaper, and since few business travelers tote along their gerbil cages, it never really became useful to anyone.
But these days, USA Today is thrivi…