by Elinor Jones
Hiyeeeeee, and welcome to another edition of The Trash Report. It’s a-me, Elinor Jones, overdressed and under-confident, ready to hold hands with you and drive Thelma and Lo…
Author: Elinor Jones
Sensitive Boys, Dancing Pigs (Maybe?!) and Feral Cat Colonies
Let’s go, trash lovers! It’s time for a new edition of THE TRASH REPORT! This week Elinor Jones dumpster dives into garbage man Alex Jones, Jake Gyllenhaal’s “Road House,” and… zombie pigs? Okay!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Sensitive Boys, Dancing Pigs (Maybe?!) and Feral Cat Colonies
Let’s go, trash lovers! It’s time for a new edition of THE TRASH REPORT! This week Elinor Jones dumpster dives into garbage man Alex Jones, Jake Gyllenhaal’s “Road House,” and… zombie pigs? Okay!
by Elinor Jon…
A Pastor Robbed, Taylor Pollutes, and William Pegged
All that and a lot more gossip in this week’s TRASH REPORT!
by Elinor Jones
Hello, it’s Mr. Nasty. Welcome to The Trash Report! It’s me, Elinor Jones, writing from a …
THE TRASH REPORT: Josh Hawley Jogs, Biden Takes a Break (Not), and Arnold Says “He’ll Be Back”… To Fart On You
by Elinor Jones
Whaddup, sluts!* Welcome to another edition of THE TRASH REPORT, where I, Elinor Jones, am back on my bullshit, and you can read along. It’s gonna be a hot week, which means…
THE TRASH REPORT: Josh Hawley Jogs, Biden Takes a Break (Not), and Arnold Says “He’ll Be Back”… To Fart On You
by Elinor Jones
Whaddup, sluts!* Welcome to another edition of THE TRASH REPORT, where I, Elinor Jones, am back on my bullshit, and you can read along. It’s gonna be a hot week, which means…
THE TRASH REPORT: One Trump Down, Huma’s Revenge, and Flesh-Eating Bugs
by Elinor Jones
Hello, everyone! I am your friend (I assume) Elinor Jones.…
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Air You Ready to Rock?
Air-rivederci discovered air guitar as a college student, when he elected to watch the 2006 documentary “Air Guitar Nation.” He hoped for an easy A, but found a whole new way of life. Now can he make it to US Nationals? The Mercury pr…
Air You Ready to Rock?
Air-rivederci discovered air guitar as a college student, when he elected to watch the 2006 documentary “Air Guitar Nation.” He hoped for an easy A, but found a whole new way of life. Now can he make it to US Nationals? The Mercury pr…
THE TRASH REPORT: Goodbye Boris, Hello Gentleminions!
by Elinor Jones
Can the internet make this weird? You know it! Kevin Winter / Getty ImagesHello everyone, and welcome to another edition of THE TRASH REPORT! I am Elinor Jones, also known a…