It’s time to dig deep into this week’s filthy can of garbage-y gossip!
by Elinor Jones
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THE TRASH REPORT: Sports, Divorce, Hip-Hop, Bangs, and How I’m Just Like Emily Ratajkowski
Time to get elbow deep in this week’s roundup of garbage-y gossip!
by Elinor Jones
How do you do, fellow kids? Welcome your weekly roundup of the juiciest in news and…
THE TRASH REPORT: Mysteries Unearthed! Who’s Getting Divorced, Who’s Getting Old, and Who’s Farting at the Airport?
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by Elinor Jones
Hello there, sexy things. It’s another week, and thusly, another Trash Report. …
THE TRASH REPORT: The Bad Men, the Bog Man, Scooter Braun, and Questionable Commuting Foods
Put on your hazmat suit—it’s time for this week’s stinkiest, trashiest gossip.
by Elinor Jones
What’s happening, Trash Pandas? Welcome to another edition of THE…
THE TRASH REPORT: In Which I Spiral Into Climate Depression Like a Tornado or a Tropical Depression. Also, Otters, Britney, and Rudy Giuliani!
by Elinor Jones
Helllooooo, Trash Pandas! Welcome back to another edition of your favorite web-based news and humor column from an alternative weekly from a midsized American city, also kno…
THE TRASH REPORT: Pudding Fingers in Iowa, Crocodiles Want to Eat Babies, and the Importance of Headline Writing in Web-based Media
Let’s go, trash pandas! It’s time to get elbow-deep in this week’s bin of hot gossip.
by Elinor Jones
Hello, Trash Pandas! Welcome to another Trash Report. I’m your b…
The Trash Report: The OC Turns 20, Pence is Getting Nasty (uh oh!), Reality Stars are Unionizing, and Guess Where Whoopi Goldberg Doesn’t Want to Have Sex?
by Elinor Jones
Hello, angel baby Trash Pandas! ‘Tis I, Elinor Jones, here with the freshest news and gossip in this here Trash Report. Usually this is the hottest month of the year but it’…
Good Morning, News: Tracking Intel’s Growth, an Earthquake at Oregon’s Coast, Trump’s Indictments, and Remembering the President With a Pet Raccoon
by Elinor Jones
The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consid…
Good Morning, News: Wolves Return to Oregon’s Coast, Sun Bears at a China Zoo … Maybe, and RIP Paul Reubens.
by Elinor Jones
The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consid…
THE TRASH REPORT: Let Barbie Live, Let Mitch McConnell…you know…, and Brad Pitt Keeps Trying to Make Us Forget He Sucks
Gather ’round, Trash Pandas! It’s time for this week’s hot takes and latest gossip.
by Elinor Jones
Howdy, Trash Pandas! It’s me, Elinor Jones, coming at you with ano…