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Shootout Terrorizes Chicago in Broad Daylight & No One Is Charged?

by Chicago ST • October 5, 2021

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Tech Support: "Ok you should now see a small dialog box on your desktop." Customer: "I don't see any box on my desktop." Tech Support: "Hmmm, are you sure? It looks like a small window with an 'OK' button in the middle of it." Customer: "How can a window be in my desktop?" Tech Support: "Sir, what are you looking at?" Customer: "My desktop like you asked. There's no box on it, just the computer. However I do have a small window at the top of my wall, but I don't see anything that says 'ok'...." Thinking quickly, I decided to palm the call off to one of our younger support technicians, deciding this would be the perfect "field trip" for him. I told the customer we would have a technician drop by on site that afternoon to help him. The following is what the unsuspecting young technician experienced. The customer's house appeared to be in the middle of nowhere: there was nothing but barren land for miles in all directions. As he approached the house, he noticed a ring of cows, dogs, chickens, and pigs running loose and circling the house making an awful noise. As he approached the house, he noticed a dead, half eaten animal near the front of the house. Later, he learned, whenever the customer needed to feed his dogs, he would step outside and shoot a calf. Entering the house, the young technician noticed a very large pet door in the door. This was so the dogs and pigs could come and go as they pleased. Inside the house was absolute filth. Mud and grime covered the floor and the walls, pigs lay on the couch, and dogs sat on the recliner chairs. The stench of filth was unbearable. The customer took the technician to the back room, where the computer had been set up. A chicken was nesting on top of the monitor and droppings were running down the side. It was too much. He ran, terrified out of his wits, and never looked back. Later the tech called me from his home, where he was still trying to wash the stench from his clothes. He hadn't been in our ex-customer's house for even five minutes, and his clothes were ruined.

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