by Anonymous
We don’t need any more upper middle class mediocre straight white men in this city. You are an entitled shit bag who lacks empathy for people who aren’t attractive and don’t ce…
Author: Anonymous
Love and War Report
by Anonymous
I know we’re all tired exhausted from crisis after crisis confronting crises outside of our control. Criminal policies backed by capitalistic lords are keeping us all poor, but…
Stop staring at me
by Anonymous
I’m just trying to make your sandwich correctly and quickly. YOU staring at me is very distracting and RUDE! Go outside and play on your phone or some shit if you want your san…
Traffic cameras
by Anonymous
So ODOT announced its installing a bunch of new traffic cameras. Meanwhile so many of the people driving like idiots have no plates or visible registration and cops don’t enfor…
Not One Day of Excellent Air This Summer
by Anonymous
Some kind of line is crossed when we go an entire summer in Portland with the air quality (according to Accuweather) in the fair to poor range, with a descent into unhealthful …
Personality
by Anonymous
I don’t trust you if you aren’t reading something, listening to music, or the pathetic looking at your phone. If all you’re doing is staring into space, or looking and judging …
Another COP out
by Anonymous
All the talk about new traffic cameras. Question…are the police going to do their job and enforce the law on all the cars with no plates or identification? Without doing that i…
Changing Clocks… Again?
by Anonymous
WHY—OH WHY do we have to change our clocks two times a year? It is BAD for our physical health and BAD for our mental health. Why can’t our governments agree on something so si…
With That Being Said,
by Anonymous
I DO believe that gummy worms are a UN plot to get us used to eating worms and larvae.
Expanding Their Carbon Footprint
by Anonymous
In an unexpected move, PacifiCorp executives recently announced an ambitious plan to expand the company’s carbon footprint. Their plan hinges on a tried and true strategy of pu…