The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 2020 has come to end, but don’t breathe a sigh of relief just yet. The Spring Meat Stampede is here. At my local Costco in Colorado Springs on Monday, fresh chicken breast was nowhere to be found. Nationwide, bacon price…
Month: April 2020
Cracker Barrel Booth Really Missed Moron’s Giant Ass
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Top Prospects Of The 2020 NFL Draft
Chase Young (Ohio State), DE: Easily the best pass rusher in the draft, the 21-year-old defensive end is fueled by his belief that quarterbacks are hollow and filled with candy.Read more…
Piercing Illusion of Trump’s ‘Immigration Ban’, by Michelle Malkin
President Donald Trump unleashed his “April surprise” on Monday night, sending shock waves from the Beltway Swamp to Silicon Valley with a long-overdue announcement: “In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the j…
Mental Health Walk Spent Being Glared At By Quarantined People In Windows
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CNN-SPLC’s New Public Enemy: “Social Distancing Deniers”, by Michelle Malkin
Last week’s column, you’ll recall, dissected the inconsistent, nonsensical, and farcical implementation of “social distancing” in America. To helpfully underscore my point after the column had been filed, the loudest self-quarantining mouth of the admi…
Phyllis Schlafly: Godmother of America First, by Michelle Malkin
Anti-patriot hatred never rests. Hollywood has launched a new character assassination vehicle targeting the late great Phyllis Schlafly. “Mrs. America” debuts on FX on Hulu this week with liberal actress Cate Blanchett starring as the traditionalist Ca…
The Council to Re-Open…America’s Borders?, by Michelle Malkin
Introducing President Trump’s “Council to Re-Open America,” better known as the Council to Re-Open America’s Borders: So, let’s see. We’ve got: ChiCom gal pal and official Wuhan government consultant Elaine Chao; Simps of Silicon Valley Jared Kushner (…
Settling Into a New Home, by Michelle Malkin
After 16 years and nearly 15,000 posts on my solo blog at MichelleMalkin.com, I am happy to call The Unz Review my new home and am deeply grateful to Ron Unz for welcoming me into the fold. Readers will still be able to access my archives and columns h…
The Grand Farce of American Social Distancing, by Michelle Malkin
This week in Colorado, our statewide stay-at-home order was extended until April 26. Gov. Jared Polis urged everyone to wear a mask of any kind while outdoors. Local groceries are limiting customers to one every 120 square feet of the store. For the fi…